Behind the WOW -

A 6'11" (could have been 7' but he drank too much caffeine and stunted his growth - probably why he is not in the NBA right now, at least he was considered tall in France...) gentle giant named Evan gave me some inside (it's on Google so it's not that inside or secret) information on Vince Offer. You know Vince Offer as the young man that via the 90 second infomercial, selling (and is the US distribution owner) the Sham Wow!

Before Sham Wow Vince was a movie maker (he may still be a movie maker as well). Vince is best known for his movie, "The Underground Comedy Movie" co-staring Michael Clarke Duncan, Slash, Gena Lee Nolin and Joey Buttafuoco.

I don't know about you but when I want the "facts" about anything like time travel, beer, hot stuff, death reports or movies then I go to Wikipedia. Here is the Wikipedia skinny on Vince's movie:

The film itself mainly consists of crude lowbrow skits (such as Gena Lee Nolin loudly using the restroom and a superhero named "Dickman", who dresses in a giant penis costume and defeats his enemies by squirting them with semen), created by the director, based on sketches Offer originally performed on a cable access show he had hosted. The film went direct to video and consistently rates in IMDB's bottom 100 movies. Lawrence Van Gelder in The New York Times wrote a scathing review, saying the movie "stands as a monument to ineptitude and self-delusion." LA Weekly crowned it as "The single most offensive movie ever made!"

Although the film was released and screened in 1999, Offer was ruined financially by 2002 and home video distribution plans were shelved. Offer, who had previously been a successful vegetable chopper salesman and businessman, resumed selling vegetable choppers at swap meets in order to support himself and raise money to complete his film project. Within a few months, he had earned enough to resume production, and the movie was finally completed, released, and marketed entirely on late-night infomercials which Offer funded with his earnings from the swap meet vegetable chopper sales.

So know you know - Vince, most famous for Sham Wow. Before Sham Wow he was a movie producer and writer (still could be as far as I know)... But did you know that Vince Offer was a Scientoligist and is now using his fortune to sue the Church of Scientology? Hmmm, did you? No you didn't...

Time to don the moustache, spray on the tan, put on the short shorts, a bad Hawaiian shirt and investigate this story! Higgins, I will need the Ferrari....

In 2004, Offer sent out a press release through prnews.com announcing his intention to sue the Church of Scientology. Previously, in 1997, while production was ongoing, the Church of Scientology allegedly began a large-scale smear campaign against Offer and his film (Offer was a Scientologist at the time). The director claimed the Scientologists' "Celebrity Center" in Hollywood labeled him a "criminal" (based on the rules of Scientology) and threatened his Scientology friends in the movie business with "condemnation" punishment that could be lethal to their careers if they did not write malicious reports against Offer.

From Vince: After setting the stage, the Scientology sub-organization that recruits and caters to celebrities "Celebrity Center International," located in Hollywood and whose motto is "To Create a Safe Space for Artists," according to Offer recruited dozens of his Scientology friends, associates and actors that worked on Underground Comedy, to write false and malicious reports against him. If individuals refused to write these reports, they were threatened with condemnation and punishment that could be lethal to their careers. One person reported a statement informing, "They threatened that I would also be Declared Suppressive if I didn't write up all the bad stuff I knew on Vince." A Scientology term, "Declared Suppressive," means being labeled as an "enemy" of Scientology, expelled from the organization, becoming"fair game," and subject to "disconnection" by all family, friends and associates who are Scientologists.

RWC: I wonder if the Church of Scientology would RWN a safe space for artists or if we would be declared at suppressive? I am leaning towards suppressive... Only the creepy aliens really know...

Celebrity Center staff executives summoned Offer to face a Scientology court for the numerous charges that unbeknownst to Offer were recruited by Scientology officials but were presented to Offer as having been written by other members on their "own accord."

RWC: WOW! Scientology has it's own court. Did you know that Disney has it's own police force and jail? Yeah, totally true. The judge dressing up as Goofy - false. But the judges don't wear pants, just like Donald Duck... Odd.

According to sources: This court was run by four scientology church staff members, the youngest being about 14 years of age, and in March of 1998, a ruling document entitled"Findings and Recommendations," held Offer to be guilty of 23 charges, none of which were ever presented to him in the "court." To add insult to injury, the ruling document labeled him a "Declare Type B," a Scientology term which means a person who is a "Criminal" and has "a criminal record." This was publicly distributed or communicated to all associates, future associates of Offer and general Scientology members, thereby sealing his fate as an outcast. Offer suffered irreparable damage due to this, including a lucrative business enterprise he owned that consisted of many Scientology sales representatives who abandoned him upon hearing the "Criminal" charge. The enterprise folded soon after.

RWC: 23 charges, Type B and a criminal record in the court of Scientology! I consider this a win. I would put this charge on every one of my business cards. Somethings in life you have to embrace and this is one of those "things."

Offer is using his proceeds from the sales of the movie to fight the Church of Scientology in court. Offer is represented by attorney Ford Greene of Marin County, Calif., who collected almost $8.7 million from Scientology in another law suit.

RWC: The lawsuit started back in 2004 and from what I can find is still going on. That makes me wonder, do I support Vince and his lawsuit every time I buy a Sham Wow? How much of his Sham Wow proceeds go towards shutting down or taking money from the Church of Scientology?

My recommendation: Drop the 20 dead white guys and buy a Sham Wow. At the very least there could be enough Sham Wow's created to soak up all the BS from the Church of Scientologist.  I want to go to Scientology criminal court and have Tom Cruise be the prosecutor with Travolta as the judge...  Why don't they make that into a TV show.  It would be the bastard TV child of Law and Order and the X-Files.  Don't act like you wouldn't watch it - the antics would be far better then anything you see of Rock of Love...  I would want Dr. Drew to be my council in the court room....  

I am out!  Happy Friday

AA for Gold Diggers

This blog is dark, harsh and uses some coarse language - viewer reading is advised. Then again you may find my dark ranting funny so my only other warning is, don't drink milk or soda when reading this - it may come out your nose...

During tough times people need help, people need support, people need therapy. During these tough economic times groups are popping up all over the country in an effort to help and council those that have been hit the hardest by the current recession, including women who in the past dated bankers. Yes, women that dated or continue to date bankers need support now more then ever and a group has come out of the shadows to help, Dating a Banker Anonymous. Founded in November, the goal of the support group is to help women cope with the inevitable relationship fallout of dating a banker during these tough economic times.

Dating a Banker Anonymous defines themselves as: "Are you or someone you love dating a banker? If so, we are here to support you through these difficult times. Dating A Banker Anonymous (DABA) is a safe place where women can come together – free from the scrutiny of feminists– and share their tearful tales of how the mortgage meltdown has affected their relationships. DABA Girls was started by two best friends whose relationships tanked with the economy. Not knowing what else to do, we did what frustrated but articulate girls have done since the beginning of time - we started a blog. So if your monthly Bergdorf’s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life, lighten your heart with laughter and email your stories to dabagirls@gmail.com. Warning all stories sent will be infused with our own special brand of DABA Girl humor."

RW Comments: AA for Gold Diggers - the title of the blog is no lie party people. When you get cut off from your sugar daddy who do you complain to? When your so called life of feeding off the rich is cut off at the tit what do you do? When you go from bottle service to bottled beer - how do you live?

The role of a mistress is simple and much like a prostitute - be available when you are called; shut up and look pretty; never call my home or my wife; never come to my office; don't sleep around; stay disease free; stay baby free; stay in shape. Your reward - an allowance; first class travel; nice gifts; a life of leisure; a life where you paid to be pretty and keep your mouth shut.

Of course like anything with money - there is power and these ladies have flexed their power anonymously through DABA. Rhetorically the ladies have asserted even more power to themselves by owning their language - like texting for whores...

Some examples:


AR: After the recession. From the moment the market started spiraling down to present time. DABA scholars estimate that this transition started as early as December 2007 to as late as August 2008.

RWC: The AR can be translated into going from the AMEX Platinum card to the VISA Gold card.

BR: Before the recession. When the champagne flowed and being independently wealthy by age 30 was a realistic goal.

RWC: When whoring around meant that you didn't have to sleep with a guy like Hef, you could actually find a young rich guy who didn't need Viagra or heart medication.

Brittany: Named after the hastily dressed pop star- think about it.

RWC: The morning after when you have to leave because his wife is coming in on the 8:30 flight home from the Bahamas. Don't forget your panties and your pay check....

Cokette: Aka Bottle Poppin’ Girl, adept at dancing on tables and useful for entertaining, but fundamentally un-datable by any respectable finance guy.

RWC: Un-datable, right - because women who sleep with men for money and get allowances are classy but drunk table dancers are dirty pirate hookers.

DABA: Dating A Banker Anonymous. A safe haven for women who like to date successful men and anonymously dish on it.

RWC: AA for Gold Diggers... Bottom line

DABA Girl: A charming and successful woman (imagine Tina Fey’s wit and Zoe Cruz’s ambition) who’s looking for a man who can keep up.

RWC: Or, a whorish woman who relies on her fake rack and ability to get into a guys pants for money - think 9 1/2 weeks meets Fatal Attraction but instead of threatening the wife, a DABA wants the check book.

FBF: Finance guy Boyfriend (the G is silent), a DABA Girl’s significant other. Their work spans the gamut from investment bankers at Goldman Sachs, to private equity analysts at Morgan Stanly, to hedge fund guys any company that sounds like a high school school mascot, to traders on the floor or upstairs, and to commercial real estate men. He is ambitious, well-dressed, over caffeinated, may or may not have a social conscious (but will always show up at charity balls regardless), exudes confidence even when touting a trade he’s only 50% sure of, and had serious throw-down in the bedroom BR.

RWC: Thanks for letting me know the G is silent, I was confused. FBF - a guy who pays a DABA Girl because she knows her role...

Je Ne Sais Finance: Those magic qualities that attract DABA Girls to their alpha male counterparts.

RWC: Money, AMEX Black Card, Penthouse, First Class Tickets, Champagne

Livin’ the dream (for finance guys): Think Mickey Rourke in 9 ½ weeks.

RWC: Mickey beats Kim Bassinger in that film - don't just watch the sex clips, watch the whole dark and very disturbing movie.... So good call DABA ladies and nice use of cover-up, I can barely see the bruise he left after hit the 8 ball, slammed 9 red bulls and smacked you around - but then again that is what you are paid for...

Livin’ the DABA dream: Having a successful career and successful relationship. Yep, seriously, that’s all we want.

RWC: Career before relationship - that says it all.

Not Livin’ the DABA dream: 1) living in the suburbs 2) wearing Ann Taylor 3) eating at non-Zagat reviewed restaurants 4) single at 40 or married to mediocrity 5) having to wear sensible shoes 6) living in a home with wall-to-wall carpeting 7) having to do laundry 8 ) missing out 9) forced to live sans access to Sally Hershberger 10) taking life too seriously.

RWC: Because living on your back with your legs in the air and an allowance is awesome!

Lost boys: Unemployed finance guys. For example, “When T. Christopher Pettit resigned the dive bar scene was like a Lost Lehman boys playground”.

RWC: Bascially if you lost your job you are like Tom Hanks in Cast Away but without a woman at home waiting for you - she has moved out and moved in with someone else...

Young: In New York, defined as under 40 years of age. Varies in other cities.

RWC: I had no idea that we had re-define young... I am so happy the DABA girls came through with revelation...

Can you read a man in 10 minutes?

Cosmo and Yahoo (that sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon or a great rock band playing at a venue near you soon - maybe even a band on Myspace, probably on Myspace, they are on Myspace) got together and put up a sneak peak list of how to break down a guy without grilling him. The article opens up with: You don't have to date a guy for six months to get the lowdown on who he really is (I mean why give a relationship time to mature. Why take time to get to know a guy when you can just break him down in 10 minutes. You might as well do a conference call with the psychic friends network you loser!) With the right clues, you can size him up in 10 minutes. "A man's actions -- especially the ones you see in unguarded moments when he's not going out of his way to try to impress you (or doesn't realize you're watching) -- can speak volumes about his character and personality traits."

And writing this rhetorical dribble speaks volumes about these experts and how they try and teach people to take the fast food way out of relationships with cute short cuts that put people in boxes - easy to sort and store but not the honest profile of the person, that takes time and who has time when you have the new 10 minute breakdown from Psycho Babble University!

Let's look at what Cosmo and Yahoo have put together and see what needs to be rewashed...

His Favorite Sport

"Solo sportsmen, like runners and swimmers, 1 savor their independence and relish spending a lot of time alone," says relationship-skills coach Steve Nakamoto, author of "Men Are Like Fish: What Every Woman Needs to Know About Catching a Man." Men who are fans of mainstream team sports, like football, basketball, and baseball, 2 tend to be competitive -- on the field and in all aspects of their life -- and they like to hang with their entourage. As for the guy who's just not into sports at all, 3 "he's an independent thinker, usually on the sensitive side."

RW: The so called expert, who writes like he is a single non sports fan (so sensitive, caring, loving and an all around thinker..... call me pretty ladies) really likes to lock people down. Perhaps the guy who runs and swims does it because he is alone - maybe he wants someone to run or swim with? And this guys book - how to catch a guy? Why are all of these books about catching someone. Setting a trap to catch that special someone - that sounds more like a book for stalkers not people looking for love...

How Long He's Been Hanging With His Friends

A guy who has been friends with the same posse since he was 10 years old can certainly claim 4 loyalty as one of his strong suits. But "you better like what you see, because he's probably not great with change," says dating coach Liz H. Kelly, author of "Smart Man Hunting." "And be patient, because it will take a while for you to win his trust." If your date has buddies from all areas of his life -- i.e., college, the gym, work -- don't be afraid to drag him to your cousin's wedding. 5 "He has no problem schmoozing strangers and adapts to new situations easily."

RW: Posse? Who is writing this, someone from the Old West? Did this message come to Yahoo from the pony express or telegraph? The book name, another hunting man book - did Cosmo and Yahoo find these experts on ESPN 2 during some random hunting show? To the advice: so if I have life long friends I will not let you in... If I have a plethora of friends then it's cool to drag me to a wedding? Huh... Hey Liz, perhaps the guy how has friends since he was 10 is the guy you want - stable and will not leave on a whim while the guy who has a plethora of friends with no real roots might just be the guy who comes to the wedding with you but leaves with someone else, after all he has no roots... Got that hunting strategy in your sites? I didn't think so...

Credit vs. Cash

A guy who likes to flash his plastic 6 craves status. "He may be ambitious and confident. He'll reach his financial goals," says Rob Ronin, PsyD, a licensed clinical psychologist and registered financial consultant. "If he always pays in cash, 7 he's self-sufficient and independent," which might make him a difficult dude to corner. And if his wallet is dry? 8 Here's a guy who's dependent on others to take care of him.

RW: If the wallet is dry he may need to hit an ATM. The guy who flashes his plastic might also be in CC debt up to his eye balls - he is also the guy that drops his car keys on the bar so you know what he is driving... Classy move. The guy who pays only in cash - probably sells drugs or runs some ponzi scam where he cannot put his cash in a bank account or the IRS would investigate his cash flow... See how I played that Ronin - you crock! It can go both ways...

His Bad Habits

Gambling men 9 are risk-takers, which can make them a lot of fun. "But their over-the-top optimism that they'll come out ahead makes it difficult for them to face reality," says Mitchell Parks, MD, assistant professor of psychiatry at Vanderbilt University, in Nashville. "Hard-core smokers 10 tend to be anxious," says Dr. Parks, so it can be hard to pin them down for couple-time. And if he's a boozer, 11 he could be hiding his insecurity behind his buzz.

RW: Gamblers - broke! Unless he wins big - then he is flush with cash and totally willing to spend it on booze and probably on the over on the next game. You gotta ride that high baby! Smokers - dead and they have really bad breath! Kissy, kissy... Boozer - after a 5th of anything at least he will be honest...

His Communication Style

When your date opts to email you -- rather than call -- 12 he could be a hard nut to crack. "The fact that he chooses a communication method that allows him to edit what he says signals that he might not want to show his true self," says Jeff Bryson, PhD, professor of psychology at San Diego State University. An IM addict 13 craves your nonstop attention and needs that instant assurance that you're there for him. And the phone fan? 14 He might be a little old-fashioned and likes to do things by the book. But, according to Bryson, "he's not afraid of intimacy."

RW: The emailer - maybe he is in a meeting and thinking of you and not the business at hand hence he is dropping you an email. IM - probably unemployed or will be soon if he is spending all day on IM so tell him to get back to work or just rock invisible on IM when you are online, that is what I do. Phone caller - hey chatty Kathy, clip your string. I like to text, email, IM and talk on the phone but my best conversations are done in person while I am gambling, smoking and drinking after I have laid out all my CC and cash on the table - take that Rubik cube of an emotional tornado and figure it out.....

Favorite TV Shows

Take note if he parks himself in front of one sitcom after another. 25 "Here's a guy who uses humor to defuse stress," says TV producer Hedda Muskat, author of "Dating Confidential: A Single's Guide to a Fun, Flirtatious and Possibly Meaningful Social Life." This can be a good thing, because he won't hold a grudge against you or lose his cool. But it also might be hard to get into a serious conversation with him, which can be frustrating. "The more you try to discuss something important, the more evasive he will become," says Muskat. A couch sleuth who's fascinated by CSI-type shows, on the other hand, 26 is analytical and thoughtful. "He prides himself on his problem-solving abilities and will be there for you when you need support," says Muskat.

RW: I love TV and I like a ton of shows. I am so lost, so confused, so scared - I don't fit into one of these boxes but all of these boxes plus I run alone on the tread mill but I play basketball with friends and I like watching football! I love CSI, I think 2 and Half Men is funny and Bones even entertains me (a great mix of both) but when those shows are not on I watch Lost, Chuck, The Office, Sports Center, The Soup... If I can't figure me out, who will I find a nice young woman for Fun, Flirting and a Possibly Meaningful Social Life???

The reality is that you can't put people in a box. Stupid rules, like the ones listed above, take people down the road all to often traveled - the road littered with VD and the discarded women of Rock of Love and the men from I Love New York. Women, if you are reading the crap above, taking notes and then applying these rules to your life I can and will put you in a box - the alone box.... Stop treating men like the unfinished puzzle you have had on your kitchen table for the past 6 months, it's only 4 pieces and all 4 are square! Figuring people out is not a guy or girl thing - figuring people out is a paying attention and listening thing! Instead of just figuring the guy how why not see if and how your lives fit together... Just a thought. Oh and ladies, stop catching and hunting us - it is wrong, disturbing and (if you could see my face now - I need video blogs) soooo wrong...

If you want to read the full Cosmo and Yahoo article on categorizing and hunting men you can find it at the following URL - http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/87513/dating-guide-40-things-you-can-learn-about-a-guy-in-10-minutes

Happy Hump Day Party People!

Bottoms up...

Ah the Super Bowl - the biggest sporting event in the US with over 100 million viewers. With all those viewers advertisers and companies will spend millions per second to get your attention... But lets be honest, your not watching the game. You are looking at the score to see if you won the goofy square bet (you know what I am writing about - you pay 5 bucks and pick some random square, then numbers are assigned that correspond to the score for each quarter, half and for the end of the game). In between all of this nonsense you are eating, chatting and drinking!

Side note: If you are going to drink and if you are reading this blog then you probably are, get cab if you are going some place. One, drinking and driving is just not cool. Two, drinking and driving can hurt someone I know - so don't do it. That is my responsible PSA. Now that you have reserved your cab lets get to the good stuff - Super Bowl drinks and drinking games....

Lets start with drinks -

1. I have to start with my drink, the drink I have worked diligently to make famous (including a mention on CNBC) - The Trailer Park Ice Tea: Pabst Blue Ribbon, scoop of ice and a lemon wedge. Light, refreshing and always cold... Enjoy and then scream my name...

2. The 2 Point Play: DeKuyper® Pucker® Sour Apple Schnapps, ABSOLUT® vodka,
Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with an apple wedge. Skirt not included fellas but a change purse and maxi pad are...

3. The Blood Half Back: Vodka, tomato juice, lemon wedge squeeze. Worcestershire, Tabasco® sauce, lime wedge. Combine ingredients in a tall glass and garnish with a lime wedge. It's like V8 but is has booze in it and it doesn't suck!

4. The Super Bowl Buster: ABSOLUT MANDRIN, Lemon juice, ½ tablespoon Superfine or powdered sugar, 1 egg white (Orange Julius style - remember those gems of mall food courts?), Club soda. Add all ingredients except soda to a mixing glass (knuckle head if you add the club soda the carbonation will have your drink prematurely fizzing), and shake vigorously, and then add ice and shake again. Strain shaker into a highball and top with Club soda. Garnish with an orange zest. Not just for breakfast anymore but still a great way to start your day!

5. The Quick Kick: Canadian Club (I have no idea what this is but it is from Canada so it can't be good for you), cola, slice of lemon... It will make you a dorky mounty - drink with caution...
Pour ingredients into a tall glass with ice. Garnish with a lemon wedge.

You've got the drinks, now we gotta play some games... The real Super Bowl and the commercials are not enough to keep us entertained - plus you got a cab so let's play!

The rules are simple. The price to pay varies. Pukers, don't play unless you are at an away game (not at your place), if you puke you just get kicked out - there is no clean up for you to do..

Finish your beer when you hear the following (punch your neighbor in the face when you follow the games rules but they don't - probably talking shop or bumping their gums about other nonsense, either way totally inexcusable!):

1. Any mention of suspense being "so thick you could cut it with a knife"

2. Any mention of the name "Vince Lombardi"

3. Any mention of the phrase "110 percent"

4. Shot of deliriously happy barroom in winning team's home city

5. Any mention that the losing team "has nothing to be ashamed of"

Time to up the ante and play with the big boys - the game is close and the price to play has increased... Take a shot of Tequila or Jack when you hear or see the following:

6. Kurt Warner's life partner (they have the same dome cut)

7. Every time they call Ben R. - "Big Ben"

8. Every time the word "perfection" is used

9. Every time that one girl/guy that laughs at everything laughs at an unfunny commercial

10. If the Cardinals win - Stop drinking...call a cab. You are so drunk that your eyes are playing tricks on you.

Print them out. Post them. Live buy them. Get a cab if you are going out! I need all the readers I can get and if you party and die or go to jail then you are not reading my blog... Sooooo, be safe out there... Back to real news tomorrow

Cattle Call, I mean Millionaire Matchmaker

It is hard to argue that TV is one of the best spots to see the best and worst in people. If you don't have time to watch 6 to 7 hours of TV a day like I do then I recommend watching the Soup on E! - one of the best shows on TV summarizing the minutia of reality TV and regularly scheduled programming like Oprah, Tyra, Extreme Make Over Home Edition, Wife Swap (this is a bucket list TV show) and many others...

Two random side notes -

1. Paul Bart, Mall Cop for the second week in a row the number one movie in America. One more reason why this country is in an economic depression. Paying 9 bones plus the 12 dollar popcorn and 7 dollar soda makes about as much sense as running a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard gym. This is when we save our money and watch great shows like Psych and Burn Notice. If you have watched this movie, then you my friend are part of the problem...

2. Have you seen the commercial, and I have because I was not wasting my money on Paul Bart, Mall Cop, hyping up the new found claims of Extra gum as a diet aid??? Not only will Extra not stick to your dentures (whatever happened to that campaign?) and give you fresh breath but Extra gum will also curb your appetite, making it easier to just say no to that fresh, moist, macadamia nut, chocolate chip cookie... Yeah right... My advice, not that you asked for it but you still knew you were getting it, eat the cookie and then use Extra Polar Ice to cover up your cookie breath piggie... Come with into the game and leave the game with a plan!

To the cattle call on Bravo TV I call - wait for it..... And no it's not Real Housewives of Orange County.... wait for it..... Millionaire Matchmaker! Bam, it is happening again... Even in a down economy when 401k's are now 101j's - there are still lonely millionaires who need a silicone enhanced breast to cry on and they want the ladies that can't be bought by the hour oh no, I am writing about real love...

Sadly Bravo TV does not elaborate on the Millionaire Matchmaker - Patti Stranger or her business. Furthermore the site is really lacking on information about the show, the successes and the failures. I guess all that Bravo TV really wants you to know is in the title - Millionaire Matchmaker...

Hence I reached out to my friends at Google and found the following:

Stanger is the CEO and founder of The Millionaires Club, a high end matchmaking service that pairs wealthy men with attractive women. Hired by the men, Stranger gives them makeovers, has them speak with therapists, has them meet with a stylist—anything it takes to give women at least one other reason to date these guys besides their bank accounts. It's almost like she is putting doing something good for all of man kind... You could compare her to catholic church and how they hid pedophile priests in small rural towns across the US to avoid any scandals and prosecution both legal and civil...

More about the Millionaires Club (from the site http://www.millionairesclub123.com/): The Millionaires Club Dating Service...Matchmakers for successful men.

The Millionaire's Club is the exclusive matchmaking service where successful men meet exceptionally beautiful and intelligent women in a relaxing, discreet and confidential manner. The Millionaire's Club has over 25,000 beautiful women on file available from around the world, and continues to get new women each and every day. We have an extremely high success rate; nearly four out of five men get into a relationship with our matchmaking service. The Millionaires Club's contemporary approach sets it apart from traditional matchmakers. In addition to offering a complimentary membership to women, The Millionaires Club works closely with a leading psychologist, relationship counselor, date coach, hypnotherapist, and image consultant, as well as with a variety of top-notch personal trainers, plastic surgeons, dentists, and hairstylists. During your personal consultation, we will go over what it is you are looking for in a woman, and what type(s) of women you are attracted to and show you the various women on file who are currently available to date.

RW Insights: Is it a club or a farm? 25 thousand beautiful women - come on... Really? First off the term beautiful is being used liberally... And second, how does one quantify beauty? In an effort to fully report on this I checked out the "ladies" that post pictures on the site. First most were wearing swim suits or really low cut shirts... That is not proper attire ladies. As a gold digger you should have a pic axe, some overalls, a hard hat and your clean VD and DMV records...

After looking over the site I had to check out the Millionaire of the Month: Handsome, tall, real estate developer (lives on an NC Island) 53, 6'2, in shape, youthful looking, first class, divorced dad, is fun loving, kind, generous, educated, well mannered, evolved, spiritual and wants a committed relationship with his soul mate. He shares custody of his 12 year old daughter, his older sons are on their own and since his business can be conducted from anywhere, he has plenty of time to travel, try new endeavors and focus his attention on the major element that is missing from his life: a partner with whom to experience unconditional synergistic love. · He is looking for a tall (5'5" plus), in shape/athletic, independent beauty (girl next door types welcome) who is at least 35 or older. She must have a flexible schedule that allows her to travel. The 'natural look' is a definite plus. She also must be eager to play, learn, teach, be adventuresome, youthful in spirit, well mannered, evolved, kind, monogamous, loving and know that the only limitations are the ones that you believe in. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MEETING THIS FINE GENTLEMAN PLEASE SEND INFO ABOUT YOURSELF WITH E-MAILED CURRENT PHOTOS AND CONTACT INFORMATION (PLEASE NOTE ONLY THOSE THAT HAVE E-MAIL ADDRESSES AND PHONE NUMBERS WILL BE ACCEPTED).

RW Insights: Is he looking or shopping? The guy knows what he wants, physically that is - the rest is ambiguous nonsense... It is like putting down the woman must like movies. Well we all like some kind of movies - this guy might really like movies like Pretty Woman (hooker to lover to wife) while the woman he is courting who wrote to him about her love for movies, may really like Paul Bart, Mall Cop. Okay bad example, these two are perfect for each other - he wants to buy something and she wants to be bought, if it is a fat man in a tight shirt - she is just a sucker for a man in a uniform and no one knows better than her postman who always rings twice... That rant may have been a bit over the top...

25 thousand women - check! Men available and willing - check! But how much will this cattle call cost a fella? Great question, so happy I asked...

If you want access to 25 thousand gold diggers, I mean women who are eager to date a millionaire - no, I take that back, they are gold diggers... It will cost you 50 thousand dollars or 2 dollars a girl, lady, gold digger, prostitute - what ever... But with that 50k you get the following (drum roll please):

• $50,000 US dollars for a year of unlimited dating nationally throughout the US/Canada (this fee includes the 'Personal Search Membership' - that little gem is 25k)
• 1 hour date coaching session with the dating coach in your area (that better be the best hour of my life and my coach better drop some serious knowledge)
• 1 hour relationship counseling session with the relationship counselor in your area
• 1 hour image consulting session with the image consultant in your area (1 hour, if I can drop 50k on this service but can't find a lady than I think I am going to need more than an hour)
• 1 hour hypnotherapy session with the hypnotherapist in your area (I hope this helps me forget the guilt of paying 50k to see a bunch of women paraded out in front of me - making me think I am at the cave man version of Fudruckers where instead of just seeing the ground beef I am going to grill and consume they actually bring out the cows, let me kill a specially selected cow and then eat it - graphic)
• 2 month freeze (you can put your membership on hold up to 2 months if you meet a someone through us or outside of the service) - A gee, thanks Stranger.

*There may be an additional fee for local/national advertising or search fee expenses. (What?!?!?! - in addition to the 50k and 3 - 1 hour services there is more, now the hypnosis makes a bit more sense)
*All millionairesses are required to get professional photos - body/head shots using the MC Photo Tips guidelines. All members are responsible for payments for photos, hair, makeup or any other outside expenditure, not MC. MC does not show photos of any male members or non members to any client and is not required to do so. Failure to comply with any MC regulation or policy can delay the activation of your membership, cancel your membership or can impede your progress to a successful relationship. (Bottom line is, you can't run a company without adding on extra fees. 50k just doesn't go as far as it used to)

Tuesday nights at 10 on Bravo TV you can watch men buy women and in the rare occasion, watch a woman but a man. Whatever happened to meeting women at churches, weddings, funerals (great spot) and of course local bars??? The good old days when emotion, loneliness and opposite sex was only a cold beer or odd finger food away.....

I am out..

So sorry party people, I am out today and tomorrow...  Big meetings all morning long.  Hence the blogs will be coming later in the afternoon.  I was going to write on first dates but it was just forced and bogus rhetorical garbage.  I think later today I am going to focus on man hunting, after all Millionaire Match Maker comes back to Bravo TV this week.  Nothing like a bunch of women hunting for a rich man, as a rich man corals a plethora of women into a room and then just randomly pics some of them like he is shopping for a shirt or a pair of shoes...  Both parties are losers in this dating scenario - the only winner is the match maker, getting paid... More of this dribble later party people, off to a meeting.....