Business That Makes Stuff

One news articles jumped up on my radar today and unlike the past couple of weeks this little gem did not have anything to do with male - female relationships (don't worry I figured out how to bridge in some odd relationship stuff). Nope.com, today's blog is all about the world of business and my interpretation of it....

Coming in at number 1: The power business move of the summer - Hooters wings it with Sport Clips.

The two chains that put young women in tight clothes and off shore Viagra sales through the roof have come together mixing hair cuts with wings, sauce, beer and women in 4 mm thick nylons (and if you are lucky - muffin tops)... Now the local beer loving former high school football champ - yes I am talking to you uncle Rico, has an excuse to get his come over cut... No matter what cut he chooses (there are 3 to choose from: Varsity - haircut; Triple Play - haircut, massaging shampoo, hot towel treatment; MVP - haircut, massaging shampoo, hot towel treatment, neck and shoulder massage. Of course they left out the sexist remarks, oops I nicked your ear cut and the Grand Slam: nose hair, ear hair, some back hair and those bushy sides we all wish you would just shave off) the soon to be strippers at Sports Clips will not only give the Viagra slamming - Hef wanna be a hair cut but also a coupon to Hooters so he can go sexually harass some other 21 year old woman in tight fighting clothes with real daddy issues... A business match made in heaven. Do some research and you will find that both CEO's of the above mentioned companies own stock in erection meds (for some reason boner reads way better then erection - maybe that is just me.... probably is.)

Crazy day so a late and short blog... For those of you that have friends that work at Hooters and/or Sports Clips please take offense, then laugh and then let if go. For those of you with hot stripper friends that can also cut hair - see if they can cook too, if so have them FB friend request me your karma will thank you...

I am out!

Because you have to say goodbye

There are several ways to breakup with someone. I recommend that you walk away from the caveman methods of breaking up, i.e. face-to-face breakups, hand written notes or sky writing. It is time to embrace modern technology and use it to your advantange...

Here are 4 sure fire ways to end a relationship and let the world know that you are single:

Number 1: Twitter

Is your special someone following you on Twitter? No better way to say I no longer need you as a reader or as a lover than with a Twitter that tells the world you are single. Twitter is short, sweet and to the point. I recommend that following - "By "insert name here" - Hello world, I am now single!" Keep it polite, only use her/his first name. Keep it simple - no name calling. Keep it clean - don't air any dirty laundry....

Twitter is still new so if you really want the world to know then you have to embrace number 2: Facebook

Facebook allows you to breakup with that special someone in several ways. First, go to your status and click on single - now everyone knows that you have broken up, complete with a frowny face and/or cracked heart. Second, you can update your status to single. Third, you can block your ex from your page so she/he cannot post on your page. Fourth, you get to take down pictures... This is the electronical version of cutting the cord completely...

If you are a private person that likes to keep things quite, well I recommend number 3: SMS or as the tweens call it, Text Message:

Nothing says goodbye like a text message that says goodbye - but add in the forever. Text messages are simple, direct and have no emotion. All you have to do is type in, "We need to start seeing other people. PS that is code for we should breakup." If you want to be confusing than to the breakup in hippster text lingo. An examply would be: "GF, BF no more. LMN n DNCA." Don't be a jerk by adding in the frown face...

Want something down the middle - not texting but not FB or Twitter - go with number 4: Email

This is the 21st Century Dear John letter (remember that 80's sitcom - great show) with the added bonus of BCC so you can quietly let your friends know what you are up to so they can line up your next significant other. This option, like FB allows you to breakup and then close the email account or put their name in the junk folder...

Technology is your friend in all aspects of life, including the ugly breakup. Think of it this way - before cell phones you had to act like a savage and use the pay phone. But with the advent of the cell phone you don't have to touch the urine soaked, vomit stained, sticky pay phone. In this brave new world the old way of breaking up is the pay phone and the new way is the cell phone equipped with FB, Twitter, email and text message... Completing the breakup circle of life and I am out...

Happy Monday