We have a pick up on aisle 6...

You can find that special someone anywhere... Strip clubs, bars, churches (can I pray for you... best line ever and its hands on), the office (go for the boss or the intern), parking lots, weddings, funerals or grade schools (be a concerned aunt/uncle on the first day of school). The pick up joint that gets left out of the mix - the super market... After all the place is called super! Here is how to get your giddy up on at the local super market.

1. Dress up your shopping cart:

After you check out the hotness next to you, your eyes wander to what secrets their shopping cart holds. When you go to the super market only buy things that make you look good... Bottles of wine is fine - booze in large plastic bottles is bad. Fresh veggies and chicken is good - frozen peas and carrots with ramen is bad. Buying a fresh new toothbrush and mouthwash is all good but toilet paper or the aunt flow hotel is a not go. You can order that stuff online and have it delivered to your door - making that part of your life private..

2. No sweat pants:

Going to the store is not an excuse for you to dress like a homeless person. Treat the super market like a super club and go with a short skirt, high heels and a tube top unless you are a fatty and you have back hair... That goes for both men and women. Seriously people, put some decent clothes on when you go to the market. You may just go home with more than a pint of ice cream and the continued sense of loneliness.

3. Aisle me this:

Rock almost every aisle - you never know who you will find and where you will find them. If you like a more latin feel don't limit yourself to the hispanic aisle you creepy stalker - they get the real hispanic food at speciality stores. So find them in the frozen food section - always a winner for the ladies...

There you have it - three sure fire ways to find love in the super market...

Cheap dates...

People are getting a bit out of control during these tough economic times including but not limited to naked dating... Naked dating saves on dressing up and saves on going out. That written naked dating isn't always safe and if done wrong can leave you with scares...

Here are some naked dating options and why they are bad...

Naked Cooking:

This is dangerous and a really bad idea - in the short term and long term this will cost you. Cooking means hot stove tops, oil splattering off of the oven - all of this with only your birthday suite as protection. Let's also remember there is good naked and bad naked... Bad naked is a breast burnt by a mishandled pot roast or some Fon Du that has gone horribly wrong... And eating naked after cooking naked - nope.com...

Naked Wii:

The only thing more dangerous than naked cooking is naked Wii. Bowling clothed is not a graceful filled event. Bowling naked - even worse. Golfing - fun... Naked Wii golfing - well that will have your neighbors call the cops on you. The bottom line is that unless you want to have a sexless relationship - naked Wii is not the answer... As a side note - the guy or girl that are game to play naked Wii are usually the people that should stay clothed...

Naked doodles:

Life drawing classes have been romanticized in film for years - most famously in Titanic. Unlike film, this is the real world and unless you are an accomplished artist you should NEVER attempt naked drawings of your special someone. You will draw some things too small and some things too big... Your bad drawing will lead to questions, speculations and of course a knock down, drag out fight... Nice work Sketchy Mc Scetcherson...

Want a good cheap date where you will respect yourself in the morning. Try a clothed picnic lunch. You won't get arrested for being naked in the park - great news. PBJ with the crust cut off is a winner with anyone and cheap to make... No nudity. No awkward situations. No bad naked. No fights. No charcoal drawings that will need to be burned and apologized for...